– Written by Nini B
We had to do it! Here’s the follow-up to the hilarious “25 Lies Women Use” List, now it’s the Fellaz turn. Check out the “Top 25 Lies Men Use” List, as determined by our Facebook readers. Ladies have you heard any of these lines recently? If so, beware !!! lol
1. “I don’t sleep with my baby mom.”
2. “She’s my homie, she’s like my sister.”
3. “I got a job.”
4. “I’m single.”
5. “My car is in the shop.”
6. “That’s not my kid.”
7. “You know what they say…. Big feet, big hands, big…..”
8. “I’m bout to beat it up!!!”
9. “Yeah I hit that!”
10. “Don’t worry, I’ll pull out.”
11. “Yeah I got a girl, but we’re about to break up.”
12. “I did call you back, it went straight to voicemail.”
13. “ Just gimme a minute for ‘Round 2’, I got you.” (falls asleep 5 mins later)
14. “I don’t know how that chick got my number.”
15. “I know it’s Valentine’s day, but I promised my mom I was gonna take her to dinner.”
16. “I’m not trying to hit…. I really want to get to know you.”
17. “”I need a box of Magnums.”
18. “Me and my ex are just cool, we don’t even get down like that.”
19. “I’ll be there In 5 minutes.”
20. “I can go all night!”
21. “I thought you were on the pill??”
22. “I’m allergic to latex.”
23. “I had to work overtime.”
24. “You’re beautiful.”
25. “I love you.”
